The
Higginbotham's
once upon a time there was a far
away kingdom called flabergarden the ruler was the great Andrew Higginbotham
the 3rd the king had a dragon wife named
jennether she was mighty and friary, but somehow she caught the kings eye with
her golden scales that light up the sun… literally she actually set some things
on fire. Andrew was a proper man he was
a man of his word for real he loved word games. the queen and the king had 2
kids, josheth (the youngest) was the finest royal popsicle there ever was and
sienever was the prettiest mermaid in all of the world. they had 3 pet fried
cheese balls that won continues pet
pageants. the kingdom was a fairly peaceful place until there was a dispute
between the neighboring village of plantenian
Andrew knew just what to do . being a man of his words and not of his violent
actions he went to Gladeth the ruler or
plantainian hand set up a meeting to see what in the world
could possibly be the matter so there they sat Andrew began the meeting with
"hello it has come to my attention that we have tickled you at the wrong funny bone." gladeth replied with" well it seems as though you are
obtaining the royal rose bush of
waldo."
''oh um well yes that has belonged to me since I was a little boy''
"yes well if you will not
give it to me I will have to begin battle at sun rise" the king was terribly frightened so he warned
all the villager to be at their ready and gather there things and lock them self's in there cellars. the towns people did so as they were told. by sunrise
nothing had happened and a few days went by and nothing happened. so the king
gathered his army and went to plantainian and they were all dead he looked to
his wife and she said in a rather smug voice "well… what can I say I got
hungry"
the
end
